robinsonsmiley:

arandomwhitedude:

baby-snails:

lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened

Booty so powerful his soul is trapped inside

Shadow Realm

oomshi:

on a serious note I’m cute 

(via mixersmagic)


milkshakeboys:

milkshake boys
Damn

2014 so far

owzah:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

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There’s july

(via disco-dad)


I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

The fuck is this bullshit

(Source: christtheconquerer, via disco-dad)


starlord-man:

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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my response is just “I wanna be a starship captain” wish I was cool as that other dude

(via watchme-dome)


seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via disco-dad)